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Nope, I'm not great with the men choices I've made but I have stuck to one rule and that is, never go back, there is always a reason why they became your ex in the first place


Have you ever fucked a girl/guy who is more your mum/dad's age?
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No, I've almost always gone younger. But, speaking as an old guy, I might be available (;
(Almost always - what a phrase)

Have you ever fucked a girl/guy and then never seen them again?
yes, i slept with a girl i was on a summer school course with on the last night, she flew home the next day

Have you ever lied about sexual tastes and been caught out?

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Nope, no reason to lie about what I like...

HYE walked out of a relationship, leaving your entire life behind?
Yes

HYE covered up for a friends actions
Yep then ended up in the mire myself, so never again

Have you ever done a skydive
Nope

Have you ever been over 160 ft under water?
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Nope... Scuba diving is on the bucket list...

HYE traveled above the Artic Circle?
Nope

Have you ever visited a 3rd world country?
I was born and have visited 3rd world countries.

Do you think your country is a first world one?
Yes, I think USA is a first world country

Have you ever had sex in a public pool?
Sex? no... Masturbate... different question.

Have you ever had sex with a friend's significant other?
Nope, a friend is a friend and even if there was an attraction to their other half it simply would not happen


Have you ever had sex with the boss in order to get a promotion?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
No. To me that is same as prostitution

Have you ever had sex with a parent of one of your children's friends (or with one of their friends if of legal age)?


Note: I am not against prostitution, just not something I would do
No.

HYE had a crush on one of your children's teachers?
Yes several

HYE spent the night in your igloo?
No, never had an iglo

HYE spent the night in a tent when it was freezing?
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Numerous times... Above the Arctic circle... Marines tend to camp out in all kinds of weather... ;)

HYE served in the military?
Yes, but as a musician, though I did get to spend some frosty nights in puptents there.

HYE had a sexual encounter with a senior officer of the opposite sex?
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Not military but police and yes, it was a short affair and I was young and worked in his office, I was totally turned on by the power he had


Have you ever stolen something?
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Yes. I was 12 and got fed up waiting in a queue so I just put it in my pocket and walked out.

Have you ever read a book in one day?
Yes, if it takes my interest that much I can read one in a day and have a fair few times


Have you ever read the book and then seen the movie but walked out cos the movie was such a poor reflection of the book?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
No....but there have been a few close calls

Have you ever visited Paris with a lover?
Yes, but we didn't get to climb the Eiffel tower

Did you ever climb the Eiffel tower?
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
No, but I did take the elevator to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

HYE seen Stonehenge?
Yes, it was only a stone's throw from my hotel, so I sat in the car all stoney faced until we arrived, thinking to myself, fuck this should be a good trip out cos usually its like getting blood out of a stone getting him to pay for anything, I was still stone cold sober at this point and as we arrived I thought fuck me I will leave no stone unturned looking around here.....but in all seriousness I loved it, it had a special feel to it, a calmness which sort of made me feel peaceful.

Have you ever fucked on a special/sacred monument?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Stone the crows ! No way ! I would be too frightened of getting stoned by the yocals .. . .. Unless I was stoned of course ;)


Have you ever been stoned ?
Yes.

Have you ever vomited on someone?
Yes, as a child but no, as an adult (ok I'm lying, I was so very drunk once that I vomited over my friend's feet but please see my first answer because I want to appear to be a decent human being, you know the type that doesn't chuck up over other decent human beings smile)

Have you ever broken anything? - bodily parts I mean
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