Have you Ever...

I can’t recall an specific time, I don’t cook too much, but I’m sure there has been a time or two.

Have you ever gotten a little drunk specifically for using that as an excuse to do something sexual?

No. I don’t drink much anymore, and when I did, I was usually too plastered to even care about sex.

HYE had a wardrobe malfunction in public?

Does forgetting to do up your fly count? If so, yes. But nothing more drastic. Unless I did and no one told me, just snickered.

HYE won big at a gaming table or casino?

Not very big, a few hundred dollars.

HYE played strip poker or strip pool in mixed company?

No, but I wish I had. It would also give me an incentive to learn how to play poker lol

HYE suddenly had a sense of deja vu, but had no idea why?

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A BBQ is nice now and then but cooking outdoors always has the risk of weather interfering where I live. So indoors.

HYE burned a meal because you started having sex while it was cooking?

Not sex per say but I was cooking wife breakfast. She came up behind me while I was at the counter across from stove. Kissed my neck as she reached around and started rubbing me through my shorts. Pushing into me as if she was fucking me. She did that until I came in my shorts. Her egg breakfast was burnt and I had to start over.

HYE read texts that you weren't supposed to know about but it turned you on?

(Guy above me skipped over like 3 questions so I am answering the one above him and his)

At one time in my life, I had those moments fairly often. Not so much anymore.

No. That would require my partner to actually be using SMS.

HYE been so upset that your reaction attracted attention?

Yes, more times than I care to admit (embarrassing!)... I used to be much more of a hothead. I still can be but have mellowed a lot over the years.

HYE had a third party knowingly cover for you so you can have sex with someone other than your significant other?

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Yes, more times than I care to admit (embarrassing!)... I used to be much more of a hothead. I still can be but have mellowed a lot over the years.

You just described me.

Yes, he didn’t knowingly cover for me but agreed to tell my SO (if she ever asked) that we did meet in a city we were both visiting. I spent the time with a woman who was not my SO.

HYE injured yourself (even a minor injury) while having sex?

Yes. Picked up a hitchhiker in VT. Spent the night with her. She was a petite thing and skinny. Banged her so hard I literally bruised the head of my cock from slamming into her cervix. But it hurt so good!! We got together a couple more times after that night. Very hot!

HYE flirted with your hairdresser / barber / stylist? (I was thinking of doing this while getting a haircut today but didn't, have in the past though.)

I have thought about it. Once had my hair done by a real cutie. But no, didn't happen.

HYE had sex with a co-worker's partner while they were at work or away on business?

Yes, and she knew it was going to happen.

HYE been picked up by a stranger while grocery shopping? If you have, where did you go for the fun?

I haven't. But next time I am in the produce section, do you think your melons are ripe enough for me to feel them and squeeze them?