Have you Ever...

No, but I haven’t traveled to foreign countries that often

HYE passed out in public?

Nope.

HYE have someone's cooking and hated it, but had to nod in approval?

Nope.

HYE been caught masturbating?

Sure.

Have you ever caught another couple having sex in a public place?

Yes, a few times. Guess we just hang out at the right places.

Do you like thc gummies? If so, what are 6our favorites?

Nope. Never had then, never will.

HYE got black out drunk?

No, but drunk enough to know that I should not get drunk.

HYE bought a round for the house in a bar?

Once yes, never again.

HYE have a good blind date?

actually have never had a real blind date.

reminds me of a one and done date from a singles site. he was telling me of all his medical stuff. right there at the dinner table. yuk how stupid.

so you try recipes off the internet? I do.

I have, love many of them.

HYE openly flirted with someone and then just left them hanging?

No. I flirt with purpose. If I'm flirting with you, and you respond, things are going to happen if at all possible... and if not, I try to keep the door open for a later time.

HYE fell in love with a new song so much you put the same track on repeat for 24 hours straight or longer?

Not 24 hours, but have spent time on it, yes. After that time, I just forgot it, haha

HYE crushed on a friend's fiance?

Hmm... I've crushed on so many people it's possible but can't think of a particular instance. And... to answer my own last question you just responded to, am loving this new-to-me song that's been on 30 hours straight (other than last night while sleeping) I first heard at lunch yesterday.

HYE crushed on a family member other than your spouse?

I had a bit of a thing for my wife's youngest first cousin (with Mrs. Ape's father being the eldest of eight, there are lots of cousins). Really attractive young lady who did some modelling and was one of the few family members fluent in English, i.e. who I could actually carry on a conversation with. Sadly died from an autoimmune condition in, I think, her thirties.

HYE broken something of sentimental value to your spouse/partner?

Don’t have one, but I broke a very expensive and old decorative plate which my Grandmother had given me.

Do you think some people you know well or are family should be off limits sexually?

Hmmm... I'm secretly quite liberated sexually. (Yes, I recognize that sounds suspiciously like an oxymoron.) But no, I don't find the idea of sex with any particular person, whether due to familiarity or familiality, to be automatically off limits for those reasons alone. That doesn't mean society's rule won't prohibit it, simply speaking from my personal viewpoint. I'll also add the caveat that this doesn't mean that I personally want to have sex with everyone I know or am related to. LOL

HYE gone down on a woman during her period, even if accidentally? (Or, had someone go down on you while on your period, even if accidentally, if easier to answer that form of the question.)