Have you Ever...

Um, that may or may not have happened at some point in the last couple decades. 🙄

(okay, fine, it did)

HYE won a local, regional, or other championship with a sports team you played on?

Yes, volleyball 🏐, it was definitely a "high" 😁

HYE lost in a championship game? 💔

Yes. I was coaching a girls' fast pitch team and we played 3 games in one evening in a best 2 of 3 championship. We lost in the last inning of the 3rd game on a bad throw to 3rd base.

HYE witnessed an exorcism?

I have not. I am an agnostic skeptic but with an interest in spiritual and religious matters so would at least find it interesting.

HYE eaten food off of a partner's nude body?

Does eating whipping cream and strawberries out of her pussy count?

HYE been totally covered in baby oil with your sexuall partner and had slippery fun?

If chocolate body paint is food than yes

HYE thrown up on a roller coaster?

Oops. Looks like the two above me cross-posted. Fortunately, I can give one answer that covers both: No. 😋

HYE won big in a casino?

1100, 30+ yrs ago. that was big money then. it is now also.

have you ever ridden on a motorcycle over 100 mph? 160 kph?

Nope.

HYE, professionally, screwed someone over?

No.

Have you ever been a job interviewer?

Yes

HYE sued an employer?

I've never sued anyone. could have sued when a building caught fire and damaged my car that was parked there. all my employers were fair, even the one that fired me.

have you ever walked into the wrong bathroom?

LOL, there are no "wrong" bathrooms- when you gotta go, you gotta go 🤣, so yes have used the other bathroom, like while traveling long distances.

Speaking of bathrooms ...

HYE ever had to use something else because there was no toilet paper?

Yes - I've used leaves a number of times, usually while hiking and one noteable emergency stop several years ago when I just couldn't make it home in time!

HYE had sex on a mountain top?

No

HYE lied about someone’s performance in bed?

I don't believe so. If it wasn't up to par I just keep my mouth shut. Any sex beats no sex!

HYE had sex on a boat?

I have not. Not even on cruise ships.

HYE taken someone you really just met on a trip with you?