Have you Ever...

Never had a doctor that I was interested in. My current guy isn't bad looking, I guess, but I can do better.

HYE experienced an earthquake powerful enough to cause alarm?

No

HYE made a mistake so bad that you wished the earth would swallow you up?

A couple times.

HYE scared someone badly just by talking to them unexpectedly?

Yes

HYE thought a friend’s baby was ugly? (My Mom said there was no such thing as an ugly baby. She was wrong.)