Have you Ever...

Never had a doctor that I was interested in. My current guy isn't bad looking, I guess, but I can do better.

HYE experienced an earthquake powerful enough to cause alarm?

No

HYE made a mistake so bad that you wished the earth would swallow you up?

A couple times.

HYE scared someone badly just by talking to them unexpectedly?

Yes

HYE thought a friend’s baby was ugly? (My Mom said there was no such thing as an ugly baby. She was wrong.)

I've never an ugly baby. Maybe it's a mother instinct that all babies are cute!

HYE run something over...and just kept on going?

Ran over plastic bottles, yes.

HYE given cash tip to delivery drivers?

Yes

HYE offered a delivery person something from your kitchen?

No.

HYE had a fling and regretted it?

Yes, not every decision I’ve made was perfect.

Have you ever camped on a beach?

Na.

HYE given money to a friend and lost the relationship cuz they dont want to pay it back?

Yes.

Have you ever planned out in your head...the perfect murder of your worse enemy?

No, I don’t really have an enemy I dislike that much.

HYE been naked in a hotel pool?

not a hotel, but a condo I have.

have you ever gone on that zipper ride at the fair?

No I haven’t. I had to look it up to be sure.

HYE forgotten your own age?

Yes, regularly, I’m a much different age in my own mind.

Have you ever been the cause of a divorce?

No. I never hope to.

HYE answered the door naked to the postman, milkman, pizza boy, Amazon driver etc as a dare?

Nope.

HYE has taken part in a sexual truth or dare?

Yes. I like a dare. I answered the door to the pizzy delivery guy...topless! I ran down the hotel corridor...fully naked!

HYE taken part in a naked bike ride?

Sort of, I’ve taken nighttime rides on the back of motorcycles naked.

Have you ever been tied up in the woods for sex play?

Never. Sounds fun though.

HYE been dogging?

Yes, a few times just last summer.

HYE been to a drive in theater?

I used to go a lot when they were common

HYE had sex at a drive-in theater?

Yes, is there another reason to go?

HYE sneaked someone in to a drive in?

Never been to a drive-in so no.

HYE been lost in a wilderness area overnight?

No, never.

HYE tried to sneak food in a cinema? (If it was forbidden where you are)

Yes. Isn't it forbidden in most cinemas? We sneaked in a McDonald's meal once. Wine on another but it had a cork and no-one had a corkscrew. I cheekily showed a bit of skin and got the guy behind the counter to pop the cock.

HYE...pee'd in the deep end of the public pool?

Yes. Shallow end too. I'm incorrigible. 😜

HYE lost a relationship because you weren't as available to them as they needed you to be?

Kinda. She wanted me to give up guys for her and become a full-time lesbian.

Have you ever hung out in a comic-book store?

No. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a comic book store (I used to buy mine at the local pharmacy).

HYE played strip poker (or some variation)?

Yes

Have you ever been in a professional photo shoot?