Have you Ever...

Yes, a good number of times when I was in my first marriage (open / swinging) and lost my virginity in MFF.

HYE had an affair?

Yes

HYE had sex in an elevator?

No. That would be ballsy though!

Ever had sex in the office during working hours?

sort of, our company considered hotels that they pay for, company property. snuck out after lunch. so technically yes.

have you ever taken your clothes off on a hike, where it wasn't a nude area?

Just dropped my pants to, um, enjoy nature. 😋

HYE masturbated outdoors while walking/hiking?

Of course, when the mood struck me 🤪😁

HYE gave a lending hand to another nude walker/hiker?

Not yet, technically.

HYE left a movie theater early because the movie was so boring?

Yes, because what might follow was more interesting than the movie.

Have you ever been to Mexico?

A few times. 1 actual stay in Cancun, 1 day trip to Tijuana from San Diego (early 90s), 3 cruise port stops.

HYE come home from a trip to a flooded basement, dead furnace, or other household disaster?

Yes, had a flooded basement once and ran out of oil for heat during subzero temps also.

HYE "paid it forward" to purchase a stranger's meal, drink, or grocery order?

Yes a couple times.

Have you ever gone to a concert with a same sex friend hoping to find an opposite sex hookup?

No. Typically went to concerts solo or with opposite sex, or these days, with family (so highly unlikely to pick anyone up).

HYE went out looking for an opposite sex hookup but ended up having one with same sex instead?

Not yet but I am bi so... maybe someday?

HYE hooked up with someone when you really should not have?

All the time. LOL (well, not ALL the time or I might finally be satiated 😜but have a number of times)

HYE been skinny dipping in a public place not set aside for nudity?

A few times: lakes, rivers, hotel pools…

HYE had sex in a treehouse?

No.

HYE had secret sex in the same room others were also in (meaning they didn't know you were having sex and you didn't want them to know)?

Never.

HYE had relationships going with two members of the same family without them knowing?

No, not without them knowing.

HYE dated brothers or sisters?

Hmmm no but that could be quite interesting especially if they're your own. I had a huge crush on one stepsister growing up. Lol

HYE found porn unexpectedly in your own home?

No, but I found it at my cousin sister's house when I visited her.

HYE had a dream to become a porn star /adult model?

No, while I enjoy a wide variety of sex I've always been more private about my activities even when I was an active swinger / open marriage (though certainly more public then than now). Plus I wouldn't want to turn sex into work. I'd rather just focus on the pleasure not a camera.

HYE flashed a stranger?

Yes a few times

Have you ever Ben to a fraternity party?

No.

Have you ever accidentally (not "accidentally on purpose") exposed your genitalia?

Yes, last weekend at a bar.

Have you ever eaten something at a restaurant very eroticly to excite someone?

Nothing erotic or exciting like trying to deepthroat a hot dog! Always ends in giggles, but the good kind. It's the effort that counts right.

HYE got up to no good in a church?

Yes.

Have you ever gotten up to no good on a school bus?

Yes. On the way home from a ski trip in high school. With a boyfriend. A very discrete handjob under our blanket when we supposedly sleeping on the long busride. Very exciting - finger lickin' good!

HYE had sex with your S.O. while one of you was on the phone with parents?

Yes. Despite my current wife not being very much into sex these days, early in our relationship she gave me a blowjob to completion while I was on the phone with my Mom. Was a fun conversation. LOL

HYE secretly had sex in the car during the drive while other driver / passengers didn't know?

Yes. We were driving back to my apartment in Boston - my sister was driving. I gave my boyfriend a bj to completion in the back seat as we drove along Rt 6 on Cape Cod. I used the "slow and quiet" suck and swallow technique, and my bf was very good at not moaning. It was great fun. Repeated a few times in other cars with other people driving, and did get caught once! lol

HYE accidentally sent the "wrong kind" of picture of yourself to a friend or relative?

Thankfully no.

HYE proposed to someone and gotten shut down?