Have you Ever...

Yeah, like every day. I'm in sales. 😜

HYE participated in dogging ?

I have not.

HYE been hit on in circumstances that made it embarrassing?

When I was around 11th grade I used to wear those Miami Vice Don Johnson style white pants. I remember a teen girl slapping my butt as I walked past her and her friends once in the high school hallway. Whether true or not, I felt they were more teasing than titillated so was embarrassed by the whole encounter and just kept walking. That was before I really sprouted my sexual wings obviously. LOL (Let a lady slap my butt today walking alone down a hall today! hahaha)

HYE caught someone having sex in a (typically socially unacceptable) public place?

Have caught quite a few, most wanted to be caught though.

Have you ever invited someone to stop and watch you have sex?

Couple of times yeah. Had someone over to join me and a friend but wasn't too sure if it was for them. They just sat there and watched us. Felt a bit awkward you know...cos if me I would've jumped straight in!

HYE caught someone having sex and know you should look away but you just can't so you keep on watching?

Never happened but I can certainly see it happening.

HYE made a private sex tape/video to send to someone?

Forwarded a couple of gifs .... does that count? 😀

HYE FaceTime with someone while you both played with yourselves?

Tried once but we got interrupted and I have not tried again. That was with a guy I met online.

HYE messed up a mouse or keyboard by cumming on them or otherwise getting body fluids on/in them while playing on your computer?

Never bodily fluids. Cup of tea or coffee, definitely.

HYE kissed someone just to make someone else jealous?

No, not really my style.

HYE bought a car (or other big ticket purchase) that you really wanted, only to end up disappointed?

YES! Then happy to take my losses to get rid of it.

Have you ever been thrilled by a one night stand that you really didn’t expect much from?