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Once. I met her at a college event. We went back to her room. Had sex and fell asleep. We both woke up about the same time in the morning and I got dressed and left. Names were never exchanged.

HYE drunk something, laughed and had it come out your nose?

Yes and it wasn’t pretty.

HYE licked your best friends cum from your spouses body?

Yes while his wife was sucking me off

HYE had more than one lot of cum on or in you at the same time

Yes

HYE driven a tractor?

Yes

HYE driven a snowmachine?

No.

HYE gone to a party with a date but left with someone else's plus 1?

Not that I can remember

HYE tried out for a reality show?

Dont want too, never will.

HYE lied out of making plans and just stayed at home?

Yes

HYE got caught masturbating in an embarrassing situation.

Nope.

HYE skipped work on a lie that you were sick, but you just didnt want to deal with idiots?

Yes. But I’m retired now so I only have to deal with idiots if I want to.

HYE visited a fortune teller?

On a lark, yes.

HYE hooked up with someone at a carnival or street fair?

Yes At a street Fair

HYE Had sex at your workplace?

No. I always thought it was a bad idea for many reasons

Have you ever eaten an entire cake or pie by yourself (at one sitting)?

Just a little Amish fry-pie.

Have you ever been to an Amish area?

Yes, there are several near us.

Have you ever pretended you were someone else for more than a few hours?

Uh, no.

HYE dated guys just for the free meals?

just for free eats? absolutely not. in fact if there's no chance of him getting pussy, I'll insist on quite casual, pizza, Mexican etc. chinese. if he'll be getting pussy, I'll enjoy some fine.

if you're a guy, have you ever sprung for a super nice dinner, even though you were quite sure that there would be no pussy later?

Oh yes for sure, cuz there was Always a chance for next time 😅

HYE gotten some else drunk enough to possibly have sex with them?

Gotten plenty of people all kinds of drunk but, No I’m more of a willing sober participant guy. Easier on the soul

HYE

Been the bad guy, Just so a friend didn’t have to?

Well, I've terminated an employee so David didn't have to.

Have you ever been fired?

Yes.

HYE gotten drunk and remembered everything.

yes, probably quite a few times. the one thing I one big thing remember is that I shouldn't have driven.a

have you ever provided a down blouse or got to see a full tittle down blouse at a restaurant?

Yes. Last night at last call, we all went titties topless.

HYE invited someone’s fingers to probe you on the dance floor?

No, but now you have my mind swirling with what your answer would be.

HYE nude pool party where there’s people who you don’t know?

people I don't know, yes. what would super thrill me is if I ran into someone I did know - oh hi 😊

super awkward, but them seeing me.

has someone ever droned on and on about their sex life to you? you're just wishing they'd stop?

More often about their lack of a sex-life.

Have you ever changed your hair color?

No and now there’s not enough to do it.

HYE. Caught a neighbor having sex?

Yes, in my pool....it was another couple that we had invited over for some fun in the pool. My husband and I went into the house to get more snacks and drinks and when we came back out, he was sitting on the side of the pool and she was giving him a blowjob.

HYE had sex in a swimming pool?