Have you Ever...

Nope and have never been given any flowers.

HYE... had sexual thoughts of your girlfriend/boyfriend parent?

Oh gosh. My husband is on this site! I hope he never reads this. It's not often but I sometimes think of his dad when I'm alone. He's an attractive man and my mind wonders if my husband will look like him when he's older but instead of me thinking of my to-be older husband...his dad will appear instead and he's an amazing lover. I obviously have no proof but omg.

HYE...you ever found your parents sex toy/stash?

No. I’m not sure if sex toys were around then lol.

HYE had a threesome?

More than I could possibly count.

HYE ridden in a helicopter?

Yes, multiple times and love it.

Does flying make you nervous?

Not at all. I’ve flown single engine planes up to 727’s.

HYE. Had sex outside in the forest?

Yes, not yet this year though.

Have you ever hiked and camped for sexual pleasure?

No but it’s on the bucket list

HYE giving someone a enigma?

No

Your greatest distance travelled to meet someone?

As it turns out, CA to the Czech Republic.

Have you ever had sexual thoughts about someone at a funeral?

Yes and we hook up later that evening as she was a classmate that I hadn’t seen in a long time.

Have you ever incorporated food into sexual activity?

Yes. Lots of choices to pick from.

HYE had thoughts about a close friend's spouse?

Spouse? No. Boyfriend? Yes.

Have you ever served in the armed services?

Nope. I admire vets and their sacrifices (visited Pearl Harbor last week, in fact, and was quite moved to be in that spot) but I am also a pacifist who sees way too many wars being fought for unjust political causes rather than good ones.

HYE come home from vacation and promptly gotten sick (yes, I have been there, done that)?