Detained once. They mistook me for someone else (a bank robber of all things). Never actually arrested.
HYE encountered a wild animal in an unexpected place? (example: my son and I had to brake for deer on a neighbourhood street once)
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Yeah! Deer in our back yard, raccoons in our toter, a moose in the middle of the road as we were driving through Wyoming...
Have you ever mooned anyone?
Yes a few friends. Have you ever gotten caught checking out a neighbors son or daughter
Not yet
Has anyone younger than your own kids ever made a pass at you?
No but my daughter's friend has
HYE been come onto by a partners parent
No.
HYE vandalized property, caught or not?
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No, though I have accidentally caused property damage. Never on purpose.
HYE had a crush on someone it was inappropriate to have a crush on and at some point told them?
Yes
HYE “salted” or otherwise vandalized the grave of someone you disliked?
No. If anything, I think that's more disrespectful to the family of the deceased and those who loved the deceased than the deceased themselves as they're not here to notice.
HYE had sex on a school bus?
No, I have not.
HYE been caught in the act by a relative (yours or your partner's)?
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Not that I know of, though I wouldn't be surprised if my first wife's dad saw us and just didn't say anything. He was rather pervy. LOL
HYE had sex on an elevator?
No but I now have the relevant Aerosmith song stuck in my brain.
HYE had an earworm drive you totally crazy?
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Oh yeah many times!
HYE built a music playlist or selected a special album just for sex?
I have not, though I have one or two that might work in a pinch.
HYE started listening to a new musician or band just because a romantic or sexual partner was into them?
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Yes, and some continued listening to as a result of the intro when I enjoyed the music.
What's the most number of orgasms you've had in a single sex session?
Who counts these things? I don't keep an abacus next to the bed and roll one over every time I cum. I have had several during a single sex session.
HYE given someone so many orgasms that they asked you to stop?
Yeah. Her clit was getting over sensitive.
Have you ever had so much sex you were really sore the next day?
Yes, it happened many times, but the next day I was fine.
Have you ever had an orgy? If so, what was the duration?
Yes, last one was 4or 5 hours.
HYE gotten an STD?
That's the kind of question that might bring a thread like this to a screeching halt. LOL But I'm game. When I was in the Army overseas years ago I contracted gonorrhea. Cleared up with a jab of penicillin in my butt and a course of antibiotics, but no fun to say the least.
HYE masturbated repeatedly for the express purpose to see how many times you could cum in a row? (I did in my teens, I think I got to 8 or 9.)
Not since I was a teen.
Have you ever taken time off work just to go have sex with someone?
When I worked for someone else, yes.
Have you ever skipped lunch entirely for sex?
Yes. Breakfast and dinner, too (not all on the same day though lol).
HYE had a crush on or sex interest in a teacher / professor?
Yes.
HYE desired a person of the same gender as you?
Yes, but only sexually. I don't form the kind of emotional / romantic attachments with same gender as with opposite.
HYE kissed a stranger on the lips? If so, who initiated the kiss?
Yes, at a couple of big concerts
HYE had sex under the bleachers at a sporting event?
Yes a long long time ago.
HYE shared your lover?
