Have you Ever...

Yes. I won't give details in public but will in private if anyone ever cares to know.

HYE had a woman gush into your mouth when she orgasmed?

Not really. More a nice stream that I could lap up.

HYE had to spend more than a few days in a hospital?

No. I've never been admitted into a hospital overnight, just ER visits.

HYE had any major health concerns you found out later were unfounded?

No

HYE been in a crash

Many! Too many!

HYE served in the military?

No

HYE been serviced by the military