Have you Ever...

Yes. I won't give details in public but will in private if anyone ever cares to know.

HYE had a woman gush into your mouth when she orgasmed?

Not really. More a nice stream that I could lap up.

HYE had to spend more than a few days in a hospital?

No. I've never been admitted into a hospital overnight, just ER visits.

HYE had any major health concerns you found out later were unfounded?

No

HYE been in a crash

Many! Too many!

HYE served in the military?

No

HYE been serviced by the military

Yes.

HYE been caught at work on a NSFW site like Lush / another adult site?

No

HYE been caught masturbating?

No, at least not when I didn't want to be caught 😉

HYE had sex on school grounds?

Yes

Have you ever had oral sex in a church?

Not yet.

HYE had sex at a concert / similar type of public gathering?

No

HYE had sex with a foreigner?

Yes, including a South Korean girl who picked me up at a restaurant (via message sent by our waiter), never spoke one word of English to me and I didn't know but a handful of words in Korean, but we had an AMAZING night at my hotel in Seoul.

HYE had anyone moon you from another car?