Have you Ever...

Yes. I won't give details in public but will in private if anyone ever cares to know.

HYE had a woman gush into your mouth when she orgasmed?

Not really. More a nice stream that I could lap up.

HYE had to spend more than a few days in a hospital?

No. I've never been admitted into a hospital overnight, just ER visits.

HYE had any major health concerns you found out later were unfounded?

No

HYE been in a crash

Many! Too many!

HYE served in the military?

No

HYE been serviced by the military

Yes.

HYE been caught at work on a NSFW site like Lush / another adult site?

No

HYE been caught masturbating?

No, at least not when I didn't want to be caught 😉

HYE had sex on school grounds?

Yes

Have you ever had oral sex in a church?

Not yet.

HYE had sex at a concert / similar type of public gathering?

No

HYE had sex with a foreigner?

Yes, including a South Korean girl who picked me up at a restaurant (via message sent by our waiter), never spoke one word of English to me and I didn't know but a handful of words in Korean, but we had an AMAZING night at my hotel in Seoul.

HYE had anyone moon you from another car?

Yes I guess once or twice.

Have you ever given your spouse sexually to someone they did not particularly like?

Hmmm... sort of. First marriage my wife and I were open and swinging. Probably a couple people that she wasn't thrilled with and same for me, but never pressure to be with someone she didn't want to be with. She was straight. Had a couple girls interested in her and I tried to convince her to give it a try but she never would do maybe in that sense I gave her away to someone she didn't have sexual interest in (though they were friends) but she didn't take advantage anyhow.

HYE had sex with someone you weren't attracted to mainly because you felt pressured by them or someone else to do so?

No

HYE had a threesome that's turn into a bi threesome

Yes, several, and they're the best!

HYE sex with more than one person in the same family on the same day, without both of their knowledge of each other's activities?

I slept with my neighbours wife, and later that day he gave me a blow job.

HYE been down on someone and tasted someone else's cum

Hmm... maybe? Not sure tbh. I've tasted my own in that situation.

HYE declined to have sex with someone strictly because of your or their age?

No

HYE had to tell someone to shower before sex?

Yes

HYE been asked to shower before sex?