Have you Ever...

God, yes.

HYE met someone from your online life in real life?

Not yet. It might happen but would be someone from another site, not this one.

HYE gone on a dream vacation and had it ruined by weather?

Yeah, in Myrtle Beach.

Have you ever pulled over for a cop but he was actually after someone else, and passed you by?

happened last weekend. But still got pulled over by someone else to say that poor lil me was doing donuts... Stupid lady cop was daft enough to not realize that I am in a stock FWD.. How the fuck could I do donuts or burnouts..

HYE lied to the police?

Not regular police, but Military Police I did once. Didn't work.

HYE fell for someone you met online before ever meeting them in person?

Yes.

HYE ghosted someone just before meeting them, in real?

No

HYE met someone online then when you meet for real they are different

Yup, that's catfishing..

HYE wanted something less off, in your life.

Don’t know what that question means.

Mountain oysters or turkey fries?

HYE eaten something you didn't know what it was?

Yes

HYE eaten escargot? (Snails)

No. Have you ever been down in the dumps that even a good fucking doesn't brighten your mood

Yes - I feel almost like that now tbh 🙁

HYE vacationed on a different continent?

Yes, Europe and Asia

HYE had sex on a different continent

Yes, Asia, Australia and America

Have you ever swum in a river?

Yes the Mississippi and the Missouri are two. They are both dirty water, but you got to do it.

Have you ever had sex in an ocean? Which one?

Yes, the Atlantic and the Gulf.

HYE been stung by a jellyfish

No but played with a bunch of them when they washed ashore onto Panama City Beach as a boy.

Have you ever stepped on a stingray?

Yes a long time ago.

HYE rimmed a guy while he was having sex with someone else?

No, actually never rimmed a guy though I've had a couple rim me.

HYE eaten a pussy at the same time it was being filled with cum?

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Have you ever had a threesome?

Had an MFF once. Interesting. It was challenging to please the two young ladies (in their mid to late twenties) simultaneously. The double blowjob was awesome. One of them was kind of into me, and she got a little bit jealous when she saw me banging the other one hard on all fours. She did ask several times, when it was just the two of us alone, to do her like I “had done her friend”; we always had fabulous sex. I think I’d do better in an MMF or an MMMF, though.

Ppl dont read the rules of the forum... Idi*Ts.

HYE eaten a pussy at the same time it was being filled with cum? I havent but been eaten, yes.

HYE banned someone for not following the rules?

I have not but then I'm not a moderator. I've seen plenty of complaints of moderators unequally applying "rules" here though, so will remind those who are or may become a moderator: "With great power comes great responsiblity" (plus, I've screwed up forum posts several times, inadvertently, because while answering several threads at a time I sometimes forget which thread I'm on... It looks like EROS probably scrolled to the bottom of page 1 to reply to the comment he saw there not realize over 600 pages here... and not adding a question is likely a "Rookie Scribe" mistake... let's give people a little grace, eh?)

HYE been banned or disparaged for "not following the rules" on Lush?

Nope, not that I recall. Then again, I've been here 14 or something years counting both profiles so maybe I have forgotten something.

HYE made a new friend online who turned out to be very different when you finally met them in person?

No

HYE woken up naked and can't remember how you got there?