Have you Ever...

Yes

HYE been rimmed

No but I'm open to offers. 😋

HYE had a wardrobe malfunction in public?

actually yes, few weeks ago, swimsuit top flopped open for full display of useless boobies.

have you ever had/given dick suck in a parking lot?

No but there's lots around here where it could be done without too much risk of discovery. So maybe someday.

HYE pursued someone you desperately wanted sexually but finally had to give up?

Almost never. Always cut my losses.

HYE paid for someone's else's dinner and just walked out?

Yes

Have you ever worried that your soon to be plaything wasn’t really old enough?

No

HYE had sex with a friends parent

Yes

HYE played with whipped cream in a sexual way?

Yep.

Have you ever stayed in a foreign country for a month or more?

Came close on my first trip to China but I was visiting family (my first time meeting a lot of in-laws) as well as seeing the country.

HYE had a flight cancelled after you were onboard?

Yes. Mechanics issue, waited for 4 hours for another airplane ✈️

HYE been on a plane when another passenger got escorted off?

Not happened to any flights that I have been on yet. Hopefully, never does.

HYE picked up another passenger on a flight, train, or bus for sex or dating?