Have you Ever...

Yes

HYE been rimmed

No but I'm open to offers. 😋

HYE had a wardrobe malfunction in public?

actually yes, few weeks ago, swimsuit top flopped open for full display of useless boobies.

have you ever had/given dick suck in a parking lot?

No but there's lots around here where it could be done without too much risk of discovery. So maybe someday.

HYE pursued someone you desperately wanted sexually but finally had to give up?

Almost never. Always cut my losses.

HYE paid for someone's else's dinner and just walked out?

Yes

Have you ever worried that your soon to be plaything wasn’t really old enough?

No

HYE had sex with a friends parent

Yes

HYE played with whipped cream in a sexual way?

Yep.

Have you ever stayed in a foreign country for a month or more?

Came close on my first trip to China but I was visiting family (my first time meeting a lot of in-laws) as well as seeing the country.

HYE had a flight cancelled after you were onboard?

Yes. Mechanics issue, waited for 4 hours for another airplane ✈️

HYE been on a plane when another passenger got escorted off?

Not happened to any flights that I have been on yet. Hopefully, never does.

HYE picked up another passenger on a flight, train, or bus for sex or dating?

I have, more than once.

Have you ever gone horseback camping?

Won't ride horses so no.

HYE told a lie that came back to bite you?

I think the only lie I've ever told was telling the officials at the university natatorium that I was my twin sister, whose Alumni photo-pass I swiped from her room at my mom's house, so I could swim at her alma mater's pool in winter when my pool was closed. Hasn't come back to bite me yet!

Have you ever used a fake ID?

Yes.

At what stage in life did you learn about open relationships?

(Psst. This is "Have You Ever"😉)

Not sure. I think I first heard the term in my thirties but came across the basic premise reading things like Variations in my twenties.

HYE used a Lush or other erotic story to introduce a partner to something you wanted to try?

Yes, particularly pegging and certain positions of cunnilingus that I especially enjoy.

Have you ever hit on a neighbor and they turned into a new sex partner as a result?

No, I have only had a couple neighbours over the years that I was even attracted to and neither was someone I would hit on for other reasons.

HYE done it outdoors on a patio, balcony, or backyard and been watched by neighbour(s)?

Yes all the time at the campground.

Have you ever introduced someone to the swinging lifestyle?

No because I am not in it myself. Now, if someone introduced me ... yeah, right. Wife won't go for it, I am quite sure.

HYE gone to the movies on a date and spent more time making out with your companion than actually watching the movie?

Yes, at least twice, with different women. Pretty hot hands on to third base in the theater and very hot sex after the movie.

HYE picked up a hitchhiker? (Bonus: ever pick one up then have sex with them?)

No

HYE been somewhere outdoors to have sex with strangers?

Gon to a dogging site a few times

HYE used a veggie in sex play?

Mini cukes and carrots. Fun time. 😁😍

HYE used flavored lube?

Nope, hate it.

HYE knowingly put someone in trouble with the authorities?