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Butterfly
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...my husband found one day a while back. I read it and thought it was pretty good, even though I totally do not resemble some of these statements!! Haha. Thought a few of ya might get a chuckle out of it, if you haven't already seen it before:
scarletblue
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I dont resemble them either
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Quote by scarletblue
I dont rememble them either


Sure you don't, just like any other woman
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Damn that is good though...lol
Guest
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I haven't seen that in a while.

"Reacts to gold, platinum, and precious stones."
Kenny8227
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Looks like MSDS had a second version.
Reprehensiballs
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I totally had to print that off and stick it on the cupboard by the fridge. Now I totally have to emigrate to escape my irate ladies, anyone got a spare room in Brazil?
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
mercianknight
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Showed the wife. Guess what? The truth really does hurt - ouch!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw