How would you describe the Kardashian women?
What would look good over Mitch McConnel's head?
The Keck Telescope
Is that like a kaleidoscope?
Strawberries
What do her nipples look like?
grapefruit
What you had for breakfast?
Peanut Butter
What is that stuck to the roof of my mouth?
puppy
What should I get if I can't find pussy?
Peppermint
What do Charlie Brown's fingers smell of?
The Bridge of Sighs
What bridge is located at St John's College, Cambridge, UK?
A football
What’s needed to play my favorite high impact game
Corkscrew
What is the favorite thing to do in the second largest city in Ireland?
belly button
What lies in the bottom of the last round of body shots you’ve served
Jell-O
what was in those shots???
Peanut butter
Is that what's in Lesley's Belly Button?
Speakers
Name one thing that is better when bigger...
Basement
Name a place that you dread the most
Toothpick
What have my legs been compared to?
Chest
You sure you want me to touch you there??
Flashing lights
What do you see when the expression “Oh shit it’s the cops” is used?
Digging
What’s a JCB used for?
Binoculars
What do lots of my neighbors own?
Tank
What was his nickname in High School?
Flintstone
What is the second surname chosen for Fred and Wilma?
Pin Cushion
What was the nickname of the town slut?
Entertainment
The mad dash for the last roll of toilet paper!
Stretching
What to do when you first wake up
Mulberries
What do you find on a Mulberry bush?
An Orgasm
What do you hold the record for during quarantined?
Smokin
What that spandex clad vixen was wearing as she passed my house this morning!!
Tomatoes
Strangely, what a lot of single-looking men have been purcahsing at the grocery store?
Latex Gloves
What recently gave you an allergic reaction?
Kevlar