If tick is healthy, why won't the clock work?
The Grand Canyon
Whats deeper than that?
Coral reef
Whats rougher than a man's beard?
tuna fish
What’s you favorite sandwich?
Moonlight
What's the new, low-calorie version of Moon Pies?
Stonehenge
What did the druids build after strawhenge and stickhenge were destroyed by the big bad wolf?
R2D2
What was the code to the ship bay again??
Honda
Who makes a good lawn mower?
Alligator Clip
Where do you take your alligator for haircuts?
toe jam
What’s a shortened name for tomato jelly?
Climax
What comes at the end of an Opera?
Titleist
What award do you get for having the nicest breasts?
Succotash
What do you do when Cotash bares her cute nipples?
Wrench
What happens to your neck trying to get to those nipples ?
Ice Cubes
What's a great way to make those nipples even cuter?
navel
Where that ice cube pools to after melting?
Nibbles
What do you call nipples when they go all soft and puffy?
Hood
What your male 'mechanic' should be good at opening.
Trunk
What you mechanic packs well ??
Love bites
What the young man said after being jilted.
Camel toe
What's at the end of a Camel Leg?
Tight Shorts
What creates the cutest camel toe
Thirsty
What comes after twensty nine?
A full moon
When everybody in a car rolls down their window and stick their bare asses out the window at someone.
OR: When a person of really substantial size moons someone----it is a FULL moon.
At what age is a person "older?"
What becomes more advanced with age(or experience)?
Solid
What do nipples become when properly attended?
Spread wide
What is a good position for knees and ankles?
High Arches
What are black and orange an example of?
Security
What do you feel when you have the 48-pack of batteries for your vibrator?
Moist and pink