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Flirting
Do you know what that Ardent guy is always trying to improve upon?

Poorly
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nosy
What was Babar the Elephant's nickname at school?


A Blind Date
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Watermelon seeds
What is it she doesn't like to swallow?

Drenched
How does she quickly become when she doesn't swallow?

Mouthful
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Spotlight
What do you call a dog that has been dieting?


The Dave Clark Five
Who was recently arrested at the grocery store for buying too much toilet paper?

Denver
Where they’re Rocky Mountains?

Sandpaper
What does that beard feel like on your thighs?

Box
Where do you file your tax returns?

Hand cleanser

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

What was it that you needed from the store?

Underwear drawer
What do termites use that are trying to lower their salt intake?

Bra
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Crumpled sheets
What brand of chocolate can you always find in your pocket?

Michael Jackson's glove
What was used to acquit O J Simpson?

Fellatio
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The Masters
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Spurs
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Don Gatlits
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The Magnificent Seven
What movie have you watched a hundred times?

Grilled
How do you like them eggs?

Pony

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

When she has a mouth full of food, what does Mrs Bennett call her husband?


After-sales service.
What do prostitutes call a blow-job?

Coyote