What is something you'll never see ME wearing? lol
Flirting
Do you know what that Ardent guy is always trying to improve upon?
Poorly
How is that Ardent guy doing in the flirting activity?
nosy
What was Babar the Elephant's nickname at school?
A Blind Date
What do you call having dinner with Stevie Wonder?
Watermelon seeds
What is it she doesn't like to swallow?
Drenched
How does she quickly become when she doesn't swallow?
Mouthful
What does she get when she is undecided as to what to do?
Spotlight
What do you call a dog that has been dieting?
The Dave Clark Five
Who was recently arrested at the grocery store for buying too much toilet paper?
Denver
Where they’re Rocky Mountains?
Sandpaper
What does that beard feel like on your thighs?
Box
Where do you file your tax returns?
Hand cleanser
What was it that you needed from the store?
Underwear drawer
What do I rarely open?
Door Dash
What do termites use that are trying to lower their salt intake?
Bra
What do you need help taking off?
Crumpled sheets
What brand of chocolate can you always find in your pocket?
Michael Jackson's glove
What was used to acquit O J Simpson?
Fellatio
What was Hamlet's down-low nickname for his best friend?
The Masters
What is a well-renowned golf tournament?
Spurs
Sitting at the edge of darkness
What are you leaving on when you come to bed?
Don Gatlits
who's Big Daddy to drag racing?
Bacon
What s absolutely delicious? Not as good as pussy, but pretty damn good?
Throbbing beat.
What does a horny guy with a stuffy nose have?
The Magnificent Seven
What movie have you watched a hundred times?
Grilled
How do you like them eggs?
Pony
When she has a mouth full of food, what does Mrs Bennett call her husband?
After-sales service.
What do prostitutes call a blow-job?
Coyote