pop quiz - what is smaller than a wolf but larger than a jackal?
Blackberry
What was the highly successful precursor to Android and ioS.
Banana
Name a suggestive fruit.
Quark
Spell Krauq backwards.
Biguns
What has a trigger at both ends?
Coca Cola
What soda did you remove that paint with?
Jail
Where are our childhood heroes these days?
Kim Kardashian's ass.
What did I have to walk a mile to be able to avoid?
No underwear
What causes an eclipse?
Snake
What do you use to unclog your drain?
Miracle Cure
What is something so many Lushies have in common?
Running
Whats the one exercise i dont like?
Spray bottle
Sitting at the edge of darkness
What do I use to cool off in the garden, that also makes my white t-shirt semi transparent?
Pistons
What go up and down every time your big end rotates?
Noise-cancelling headphones
What are earmuffs?
Ice cream
What slides down so easily on a hot summer day?
Coffee cup
What is Ardent most likely to have in his hands?
The Divine Comedy
Don’t tempt the lonely and perverse
What was the working title of the Broadway play, "An Act of God"
Nipples
What part of your body is easily aroused?
Pool float
What John calls his doodle in the pool
Applesauce
What goes with pork chops?
Junk
What do men call their genitals?
Fellatio
What's always a good thing to give on a wedding anniversary?
Automatic transmission
What is helpful for those who are shifter impaired?
Door knob
How might you describe Jim Morrison, if you think he was a bit of a prat?
Crazy Glue.
What is would be the best cuffs cops could use?
Bingo
What would be a cute name for a bouncy little dog?
Commando
What have I embraced while being self-quarantined?
NASCAR
what is my favorite springtime sport!
Wednesday
*Camel speaking* What day is it?
Dripping