What happened after it started raining out the outdoor wedding?
Shere Khan
Who’s the striped beast from the jungle?
Exhausted
What did people do after eating loads of my homemade chili?
Cranky
What are you like when woken up early?
Prancing
What happens after sex?
Giggles
What is a sound you don't like to hear after taking your clothes off?
Piranha
What I behave like while taking Reese's cloths off?
Oral
What is more comfortable than a rectal thermometer?
Pierced Navel
What goes well with a sexy figure and a bikini?
Number 3 bus
Is that your ride?
Ice cube
Do you want something in that drink?
Totem Pole
What's that funny-looking thing sticking out of the ground in Seattle's Pioneer Square in front of Doc Maynard's Pub?
Steamboat Willie
Which cartoon did Micky and Minnie mouse debut in?
Blarny Stone
What did the drunk judge say was wrong with Deputy Fife?
laxative
What you need to take prior to colonoscopy.
Cinnamon
What cant you eat a tablespoon of, no matter how hard you try?
Foot cream
How far can you cum?
Significant
What is the box of toys under your bed to you?
Sheets
What is another word for diarrhea?
elbow
What kind of grease do you need?
Hot shower
What is a shower with two women like?
Thimble
How does Mike Tyson describe something that's easy?
The Perfect Storm
Sitting at the edge of darkness
What is a particularly bad or critical state of affairs, arising from a number of negative and unpredictable factors?
Butt Cream
I should use what when im riding my bike???
Tour de France
What do you call 180 guys in spandex all trying to come first?
A stealth bomber
The cat quietly leaving a rancid fart
Deviled Eggs
What do you call your eggs?
Wine Bottle
What I emptied last night ?
S’mores
What the fuck are you eating??
42
What is the meaning of life?
Plastic bags