What is a wonderful state to be in?
(MikeMikeMikeMike)
Folger's
What's not always the best part of waking up!
Morning Sex
What sounds wonderful?
Silly Rabbit! Trix are for Kids!
Why doesn't the Easter Bunny hide Corn Flakes?
Snap, Crackle, and Pop
What do my boyfriend's knuckles do constantly?
They're G-R-R-R-EAT!!
frosted tips from an 80's hair salon
Where's the beef?
That's the question! The answer should have been: In the crowd wearing the striped red shirt!
On the cover of MAD magazine...
What is Beffer posing for now?
Aardvark
What's a good remedy for having ants in your pants?
The Gold Rush
What's it called when the grocery restocks TP, Purell, and Lysol?
Have it your way
What did Wendy say to the Burger King when she saw his whopper?
The Indy 500
What do you call a crowd of social distancers in Times Square?
Me time.
What moms call a hot bath n book
Sunshine
What are we not likely to see here today in the Northwest?
Wet Spot
Sitting at the edge of darkness
What did you leave on my side of the bed?
Quirky
What's strange and sounds like a turkey?
A pair of old sneakers.
When will people be literally screwing in the streets?
December, 2020
Where are many spending inordinate amounts of time, these days?
Cleaning House
What is election day 2020?
Fantasy Island
What is Lush island's nickname?
Hedonism
Sitting at the edge of darkness
What was the name of the resort you were taking me to when this quarantine is over?
396 Tri Power
What kind of engine do you have in that Vette?
Four on the floor...
Where is the orgy?
Pubic hair.
What sticks to your tongue?
Bubble Bath
What is something very floofy? *Giggle*
New Hiking Boots
What cant i wear to bed??
Dress shirt
What do I wear in the evenings, sometimes, before I go to bed?
Hokey-Pokey
What is your favorite wedding reception song to dance to?
Sexy smile