A woman meets a man in a nightclub.
They talk...they connect...they end up leaving together...
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them.
And she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, wonderfully intricate bears running all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, still she was quite impressed by his sensitive side.
But doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking...'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children, my knight in shining armor, my soulmate!'
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips and he responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is overwhelmed, and together they both respond with more mutual passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.
After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow of the early morning light.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his muscled chest and asks coyly, "Well Handsome, how was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her brown eyes, and says:
"Go ahead and help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
gggrrr funny though.. 