A gourgeous blonde comes walkin halfway down the stairs and sees Santa puttin the Christmas gifts under the tree.
She lets go one of her nightgown straps and says
"Gee Santa cant you stay awhile"
Santa says
Ho Ho Ho, gotta go, gotta deliver presents to all the kiddies I know"
She exposes one of her tits and says
"Gee Santa cant you stay awhile"
Santa sees this and says
"Ho Ho Ho, gotta go, gotta deliver presents to all the kiddies I know"
The Hot Blonde lifts up her nightgown revealing her bush and says
"Gee Santa cant you stay awhile"
Santa sees this and says
"Hey Hey Hey, Gotta Stay. Cant get up the chimney
with my cock stickin out this way!"
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A good one...perfect for the ho-lidays...
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Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he has the list of all the Naughty Girls!
Because he has the list of all the Naughty Girls!
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Santa must really be packing some serious 'stuff' if he's able to declare he has 3 ho's and a Mrs. Claus.
I'm halfway gone.
