A husband and his wife were out shopping when she spied a pair of shoes she just loved.
"No love, they're too expensive", the hubby said.
Later that night, whilst in bed, hoping to get lucky, the husband put his hand on his wife's hip, then moved it to her thigh.
"No way mate!", the wife said. "If you aren't prepared to shoe the horse, you sure as hell ain't riding it!"
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