What a small world, discovered that you were in Las Vegas for the first annual Lush Convention, just read your copy that you forgot most of the trip. Well your in luck, electronic media, video recordings, will allow us to recreate the event and from what have seen you were having a great time.
we met when you asked around looking for video footage of the convention in las vegas. we got to talking and decided to put together a 2 hour blooper video of the convention and sell it on the internet. we also found some funny PG rated stuff we sent into Americas Funniest Videos
I was editing Lush's funniest videos (from the conference, of course) and you guys all begged me to edit it all to make you look good...
I offered you some special "incentives" to do that and also to make hap look really silly, which you said would be really easy.
I met you in the editing booth when I went to talk to Mazz about the Lush 2011 Las Vegas Convention edits. As always, I brought cocktails, and we had a fabuloso time making the edits. Hap on the DVD cover and photoshopping him into that bikini-clad Sexy Kitty Furry costume was truly alcohol inspired! Just the thought of him holding that furry kitty head with the giant pink sunglasses on still makes me *giggle*. Can't wait for the DVD to go up for sale on the Lush home page!!!
I was trying without much success to sell Cotton Candy at the Lush convention. You took pity on me and bought a large bag of pink cotton candy. Instead of giving me another in endless list of NO's you said simply 'Thanks', and I melted into a puddle of sugary goo!!!
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
Twas out hunting varmints and you just plum popped out of them thar woods. Me gun misfired; didn't know twat was up so me started chatting ya up. Twas flabbergasted when found out you tweren't no varmint after all.
I was in Las Vegas for the Lush Convention and caught your show "Hatfields and McCoys" on ice! Such a big star, but you were still kind enough to sign my playbill!!!
Just found the playbill in my suitcase this morning when I was unpacking. The autograph was so personal and touching. "Hey Curly, maybe next time you're in Vegas you'll show me your pubes!?!" *sigh*
well.... she offered me home made lemonade last week when i was trying to repair her sink.....
we met at the gym, remember, you helped me with the weights.
indeed we met at the gym....he is teaching me how to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bees......improving my movement ya know
I did your induction to the gym when you first joined... Remember, I showed you how to use the machines so that you wouldn't injure yourself
you helped me find some lingerie for a very close friend!
I refunded your money when you returned the lingerie as you decided pink didn't suit you ;-)
We met when I came into your lingerie shop to purchase some sexy undies. Can't believe how long I had to wait in line behind Matman while you did his return. He took FUHever!!!!
she eventually asked my name when i finished......repairing her sink!
you Brought your car in to have some bodywork done.
We met when I made an uncharacteristically rude comment in the chat room! You tried to block me but thankfully you could not. A friendship developed that has turned into so much more! You rock Baby!
We have not met yet, so I will introduce myself now, Hi I am Mat, nice to meet you, cute butt!
Well Mat is was the day I put you back in the tree!
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
we met when you kept pulling the trophy from my wings, but yes thanks for putting me back it the tree that day, the trophy was heavy!
well you could not carry it... And I thought that it looked so pretty I wanted to keep it
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
We met when I landed on you as you were sun bathing naked by the pool....oh wow your nectar was so sweet!
We met when I handed you a tissue after you sneezed Matman off your nose. It must've been his "tickly" proboscis.
you had to hand me a tissue because I was laughing so hard
Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
