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I wish i would meet more of you all!!!
Bella we have never met, let me introduce myself, I am mat, pleased to meet you, now we can say we met on forum!
I was a therapist, and we met when you joined my group Compulsive Introducers Anonymous. You fit right in when you said. "We have not met yet, so I will introduce myself now, Hi I am Mat, nice to meet you."
RAAAWWWWWRRR!
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RAAAWWWWWRRR!


ROOOAAARRRR!
you got to close to me as I was snacking on that elephant
We met at the vet when you came to get your fangs detartrated and filed
We met swimming with dolphins in New Zealand
We met in Rotorua, Whakarewarewa thermal village...
In my dream last night..I made love to you for hours and just woke..i am about to reach over a take you in my arms!
We met in the Blue Oyster Bar!!!!!!!!
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
we met at a Pond in Central Park!
we met at a dice game in a dark pool hall on the wrong side of town
we met in a seedy bar where the piano had been drinking
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we met in a seedy bar where the piano had been drinking


You came to my office as a referral for some psychotherapy sessions after you told people that "the piano had been drinking."
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we met in a seedy bar where the piano had been drinking


You came to my office as a referral for some psychotherapy sessions after you told people that "the piano had been drinking."


That's right in your office where Everyone's a winner, bargains galore Three for a dollar
We met at a car boot sale... Seemed we both thought those silver candlesticks were a good buy...
After fighting over them for ten minutes, we agreed to just take one each...
You nearly poked me in the eye and I fell and bashed my head as I ducked to avoid that overhang. We had a coffee when I regained consciousness.
We met in a super market car park where you ignored me until I had begged you for twenty minutes to take me home with you. Then you did.
I was the private detective following you that specific day.
We met at a book binding symposium...you were there for the books, me not so much...
Saw you getting a lube job on your hair at the gas station
At Guns and Ammo store
At the gym, where you were lifting your own body weight. (2 stone 7 1lb's)
At the Pub as you were hoisting a flagon of Guinness
You challenged me to a drinking contest and I won - damn that Guinness is a difficult stain to shift from clothes...
We met under the moonlight at a romantic outdoor restaurant, where you had the fish and I had palpitations.
We met at the 2nd annual Lushfest Music Festival. You helped me up after I slipped and fell in the mud. Damn all that rain!
We met when I was walking along the beach. I saw this woman bend over at the waist to pick up her towel. I would know that ass anywhere. So I walked up to you and said.. "Hi, I'm LafayetteMister. You MUST be Curlygirly"



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