As CGs right hand woman, I had to kick your arse for your cheek....
and lend GC a comb to tidy herself up a bit!!
I met you in the lingerie store - we swapped tits, I mean tips
We met in the garden as you fluttered from rose to rose, and i was walking my wol, er dog Sniffer, and he nearly snapped you up.
I admired your dog and we took a stroll
We strolled slowly through the park where the fountain stood
at the crossroad at midnite
I was drawn to you (drawn!!)
I groaned at your drawn joke, smiled, then laughed. We looked into each others eyes and
just melted into each others arms and kissed for hours in the light summer rain.qAvTahO9hr6F8vvF
Shared a cab ride downtown
Then had coffee while girl watching, and planning how to catch some.
as we sat and observed all andwaited on a friend
I got lost and ended up sitting under you for some shade (although there wasn't much).
I helped you find better shade, shared my sandwiches and you shared your cola, we held hands and watched the sun go down.
we met on a bus, we got off bus together, and went for a drink
Telltale & I got wed on Lush 24/11/2012 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Am happy lady.
Think it was at IHOP, but she kept ordering Kermit legs instead of frog legs
I saw you across a crowded room, sent you a drink, you sent one back.
We got tipsy and held hands, talked for ages, swapped numbers and promised to meet again the next night.
leaned against the bar as we watched all going and sipped our drinks
at a bar checking out the same girl.
the hotel accidently booked the sesame street convention at the same time as the titty convention. both of us being the presidents of the respective groups, met to work out a solution.
We were both rifling through Mazza's underwear draw, and went to a bar to show off what we found.
I was in a 69 position with your girlfriend and you walked in catching us in the act. We made you watch and you were not allowed to touch. I am sure you never forgot having to look but not touch.
How could you forget, you still have my cuffs on. I'll have you know I got into trouble with my Sargent.