2. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
3. Why is a laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up women? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
4. What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her legs.
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Horse eating oats. How does it feel, Shameless?

It drives women wild... Money. No a penis!!

What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant? Her legs.