I'd love to, but:
1 I have to floss my cat.
2 I've dedicated my life to linguini.
3 I want to spend more time with my blender.
4 the President said he might drop in.
5 the man on television told me to say tuned.
6 I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
7 I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
8 it's my parakeet's bowling night.
9 it wouldn't be fair to the other studs in here.
10 I'm building a pig from a kit.
11 I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
12 I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
13 there's a disturbance in the Force.
14 I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
15 I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
16 I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
17 I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
18 I'm going through Guinness withdrawl.
19 I'm planning to go downtown to try on cock rings.
20 my condoms all melted together.
21 I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
22 I'm in training to be an orgy pest.
23 I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
24 my patent is pending.
25 I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
26 I'm sandblasting my oven.
27 I'm worried about my vertical hold.
28 I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
29 I'm being deported.
30 it's the Running of the Sluts.
31 I'll be looking for a parking space.
32 my Jenna Jameson Fan Club meets then.
33 the monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.
34 I'm taking BDSM totem pole carving.
35 I have to pierce My slut's nipples.
36 I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
37 I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
38 I made an appointment with a threesome specialist.
39 my plot to take over the world is thickening.
40 I have to fulfill my potential.
41 I don't want to leave my comfort zone.
42 it's too close to the turn of the century.
43 I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
44 my subconscious says no, but My cock says yes.
45 I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
46 I left my body in my other clothes.
47 the last time I went, I never came back.
48 I've got a Friends of Orgies meeting.
49 I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
50 none of my Speedos match.
51 I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.
52 I'm having all my love dolls neutered.
53 people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
54 I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
55 I'm making a home movie called "Indiana Bones and The Temple of Sluts."
56 I'm attending a body butter convention as guest lick-ee.
57 my yucca plant is feeling yucky.
58 I'm touring China with a wok band.
59 my Chocolate-Massage class meets that night.
60 I never go out on days that end in "Y."
61 my neighbors would never let me hear the end of it.
62 I'm running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange slut named
Candy Nipples.
63 I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put
it down.
64 I'm too old/young for that fire-breathing stuff.
65 I have to wash all My cum out of the librarian's hair.
66 I have to pull out like a guilty Catholic.
67 there are important world issues that need worrying about, like insufficient MILFs.
68 I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
69 I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
70 I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
71 I feel a song coming on.
72 I'm trying to be less popular.
73 my bathroom tiles need grouting.
74 I have to bleach my hare.
75 I'm waiting to see if I'm already a winner.
76 I'm writing a love letter to Lanny Barbie.
77 you know how we crazed studs are.
78 my favorite commercial is on TV.
79 I have to study for a blood test.
80 I'm going to be old some week.
81 I've been traded to Cincinnati.
82 I'm observing National Apathy Week.
83 I have to rotate my (riding) crops.
84 my aunt escaped again.
85 I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.
86 I have to knit some cock socks for a charity bazaar.
87 I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
88 I have to go to court for kitty littering.
89 I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
90 I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
91 having fun gives me prickly heat.
92 I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking
for me.
93 I have to jog my memory.
94 my palm reader advised against it.
95 my Dress For Obscurity class meets then.
96 I have to stay home and see if I snore.
97 I prefer to remain an enigma.
98 I think you want the OTHER [your name] .
99 I have to sit up with a sick ant.
100 I'm trying to cut down.
101 ... well, maybe, baby.
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How Men Say No
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What mean "no"? 
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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LMAO Love it!! Rocco.
I think the funniest thing is the title. LOL Yet to meet one
OMG I think I need a break from Lush, my dirty little mind is working overtime
. For all I know Rocco could of meant no to doing the dishes, no to visiting the in-laws, no to kissing my ass! 
. If that is the case, I have met plenty of men who say no. 
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When would I say no?
When she walks out of the bathroom equipped with a Peter North strap on dildo and big tube of lube in each of her hands.
Hopefully, I'm not tied up or cuffed so I can flee down the fire escape.
When she walks out of the bathroom equipped with a Peter North strap on dildo and big tube of lube in each of her hands.
Hopefully, I'm not tied up or cuffed so I can flee down the fire escape.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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81 made me giggle but then 2 seconds later I realized they're making the play-offs this year and we aren't. 
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.