Back in the days of the Wild Wild West, a saloon advertised a nice reward if you could get the bartender's horse to laugh. The cost to try was 2 bits and the payoff was $100.00 - a lot of money back then!
One day a wrangler entered the bar, tossed 2 bits to the bartender, and whispered to the horse. The horse fell on the floor, laughing and whinnying to beat the band.
Stymied, the bartender paid the drifter and he left without saying another word.
A year later, the advertisement is there, but the horse has to cry to get paid.
The bar tender is rich from all the poor cowboys trying to make that horse cry.
The same wrangler enters, tosses the bartender the 2 bits, and leads the horse outside. Soon the horse is wailing and crying like a baby.
The bartender pays the man and asks the drifter how he did it.
"A year ago I told your horse I had a bigger cock than him"
"This year I proved it."
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