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adele
Weaver of Words
had a margarita
niceguy89
Advanced Wordsmith
I have never slapped a donkey.
niceguy89
Advanced Wordsmith
Nothing but crickets....
I'll try again

I have never had sex.
Guest
Lurker
learnt to tap dance..
Guest
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jump from 15th floor to a swimming pool (not joking i want to)....
Guest
Lurker
I have never seen the girl above me
StillUndecided
Captain Turtle
Drunk Jack Daniels
Insert something witty here.
niceguy89
Advanced Wordsmith
Never tasted wine.
Guest
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...bit Cookie!
Guest
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gave her a hug today..
Guest
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sung a song with the girl above me
Guest
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driven an Indy car.
Guest
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learned to dance
but i can shake my booty
Guest
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pulled anyone's hairs
Guest
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I have never been to the United Kingdom!
Unknown User
I have never been to the US.
Guest
Lurker
I have never been to Canada!
BleakMessiah
Advanced Wordsmith
I have never been to a strip club.
" 'He rubbed her shoulders sensually,' what the Hell is that? That isn't sexy. You can't do somebody in the shoulder!"
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"Well, I never been to Spain..." Sorry couldn't help it! (but it's true!)
Guest
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I've never been to Cali
Guest
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swum with dolphins
Guest
Lurker
gone swimming...I can't swim!

OH! and kissed a Moose! One is suppose to kiss a moose in Alaska!
Unknown User
I have never kissed a cod! One is supposed to have kissed a cod if you lived in Newfoundland!!
Rowan
Active Ink Slinger
... cared much for green veggies.


"They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered." ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
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I have never been to Alaska
nawtygirl
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I have never been to Europe