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I have never

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been tied to a tree...
been in love
Had sex...lmao. Genius. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall true
Insert something witty here.
eaten an armadillo
Kisses a new Jersy Girl.
kissed anyone named ky
I have never been shy
i have never been a strip club
I have never Ball room danced.
i have never gone to any frat parties
I have never skydived
also never skydived
I have never liked sushi.
liked corn bread
been convicted of a crime
Had actual sex.
I have never watched American Idol
i have never been to a professional basketball game
I have never been ice skating
been to a broadway play
met a president
named a can opener
bungee jumped
Given any gum to subby silly
Pretty Willow won't share gum with me?"
nah, piss off subby....
I have never hung upside down from a tree branch while eating a banana.
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I have never hung upside down from a tree branch while eating a banana.


where I live we do it all the time


I have never eaten a banana not hanging upside down in a tree
I have never believed that Steve is really shy!


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