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I have never

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been in the audience for a tv show
I have never went hang gliding.
I have never found a brussel sprout that didn't taste yucky.
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I'm on my way
Let the belly rubbing commence!!


Thank you for the smile. I'd like that.

I have never wanted a drink so bad.
Oh me too Poppet....

I have never jumped out of a plane
I have never gone up in a hot air balloon.
I've never met a girl like you before, as Edwyn Collins said.
I have lived in NY most of my life but have never been to the Statue of Liberty
.. no I haven't. It wasn't me. Never have I done that. I swear. You got the wrong guy.
I have never been deep sea diving.
I (still) have never rubbed Poppet's belly
I have never been abducted by a UFO (wait, they might have programmed me to say that)...
I have never liked The Godfather films
i have never seen a star wars movie
I have never tackled a pig in the middle of the street.
been married but have rehearsed the honeymoon many time...lol
I have never seen it, was it good?
I have never rode a donkey

Edited: Actually, my ex was a bit of a jack ass. Hmm....
I have never forgiven that cheating bitch who ruined my life
I have never cheated.

(Hugs M)
I have never been deep sea fishing......
I have never petted a grizzly bear, even though you can see one up here all time
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I have never cheated.

(Hugs M)


thank you, poppet
...had sex outside.

I have also never had the opportunity to cheat. (If it ever arose, I wouldn't take it, either. It's just not right.)
I have never smoked pot
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thank you, poppet


You're welcome

I have never denied a friend a hug.
I have never lied, cheated, stolen anything, hurt anyone, taken drugs, drunk alcohol, killed anyone (yet), started a fire, been on Jeremy Kyle's tv show or eaten an apple!
I never should have been dishonest
surfed. But will learn very soon.
i have never, wanted a snuggle more then i do now!