I have never skydived (skydove?) - jumped out of a perfectly good airplane!
I have never faked an orgasm
I have never been on a cruise.
I have never played poker.
I have never liked mushrooms
I have never kissed a girl!
I've never kissed a boy, well, not that I ever wanted to.
I have never been to Alaska
I have never been ski-ing.
I have never had a one night stand
I have never had a threesome
"If it doesn't leave you breathless, sweaty and ready to fade, it's just not worth doing."
I have never video taped myself having sex.
I have never been fishing....
I have never been in a helicopter
I have never been to Overseas.
I've never eaten steak, not that I have ever wanted to
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I have never....climbed Everest
I have never been roller skating
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I have never been on a cruise
I have never flown on an airplane
i have never scuba(ed... dived?)
I have never had sex with a woman
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I have never had sex with a scuba-diving woman
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Sir Terry Pratchett
I have never been to bingo
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
I have never been early for anything
I never had sex while scubadiving
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i I have never made a tasty custard
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have