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used an ipad
(I've seen firsthand proof he exists though)

been in a private plane
posted in the forums before
to the forums. You seem to be doing great!

been to the antarctic
Had Adele's boobies in my face.....shock horror
used a kayak
Fucked a pussy cold from a fill of ice!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
had a cold pussy
Too much friction!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
liked to wear stockings
Failed to convert the uninitiated!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
been easy to convert
had my heart filled with so much love!
been to Canada
been a tidy person
picked my nose and eaten it
been totally secure about myself (thanks a lot mom!)
I have never Seen the Easter Bunny
She's right above me. And I'd love to taste her goodies.zY2EbrrhDquFeBLl


I have never seen Santa Claus. (there was this guy in a red suit one X-mas eve, but as I peeked down the stairs he was doing my Mom, so I've always hoped it was really Dad????????)
kisses, amy
had sex with a girl, but hot damn, I'm getting closer!!!
Oh that sounds very promising!!



Jumped out of an airplane
kisses, amy
I have never jumped out of an airplane either without a parachute ... Oh I did once ..... 1 foot off the ground lol
I have never been to the moon, LOL
Won the lottery
I have never ventured outside my comfort zone

*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
I have never been tied up AND blindfolded at the same time.