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order leek and potato soup again
Betray my country
... mistrust people who like big butts... They cannot lie.
I will never make love during electical storms while wearing steel plated jockey shorts
learn to love any type of meat that an animal thinks with.
Quote by im_lush
learn to love any type of meat that an animal thinks with.



ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Too mucking fuch!

I will never buy another ticket to a Bosox game! Damn it!
I will never forget my first love.
Allow myself to be happy, unless...
You CAN'T say something like that Andrew!!! Not without telling us what the 'unless' is... it's like dangling a lamb chop in front of a dog's nose but always keeping it just out of reach! Come on...... please tell. I would even consider letting you keep my lips!!
OK, unless I'm with that special person and there is no chance of broken heartedness happening.
Understand the appeal of 'ass-pants' how the hell can they walk with them hanging down around their thighs?
Quote by Gurlyboy
OK, unless I'm with that special person and there is no chance of broken heartedness happening.



awwwww

Andrew, you will be happy one day smile
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awwwww

Andrew, you will be happy one day smile


I hope so, I just have to allow it. Stupid insecurities!
Quote by Gurlyboy


I hope so, I just have to allow it. Stupid insecurities!



We all have them sweets, but the person who loves you will love your insecurities too! Trust me
Quote by im_lush



We all have them sweets, but the person who loves you will love your insecurities too! Trust me


I bloody hope so, all I've found is unrequited love so far. I'll never fully understand my crazy brain, I shake my fist at it!
Quote by Midnite86
Understand the appeal of 'ass-pants' how the hell can they walk with them hanging down around their thighs?


Oh I HATE them too, makes me want to run up behind them and pull them down and watch them fall face first to the pavement. I don't know why, it just does.
Smile or laugh again
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Smile or laugh again


that is so.... umm nvm
.....be able to tell her how much I truly love her.
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Smile or laugh again



Yes you WILL because you have already laughed since you posted this!!!
Tell anyone what test depth was!
Quote by im_lush
learn to love any type of meat that an animal thinks with.
So you don't eat cock?




I will never again say I do!
kisses, amy
I will never stop imagining helping Amy finish what she is doing.
never fall in love again as..this one IS the love of my life
Have the thing that I want the most.
Quote by im_lush
Have the thing that I want the most.


Ditto!
never have that damn subway cookie... it gave me a sugar rush... all day
EVER, stop being silky's friend
oh ditto again