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LOL throw a bussel sprout at Choccy as long as she keeps her promise above.
throw brussel sprouts at anyone
throw brussel sprouts at Charlie, they will get stuck on his spikes, go rotten and cause a terrible stink
use my spikes to prod someones cheeky ass ;0)
get my ass close enough to be prodded by charlie ;-)
Careful i have hands too ;0P
ahhh...... but pokey proddy things stick out further than your hands that are shackled to your heart
those pokey proddy things are a starburst behind my heart........makes me shine ;0P
doubt charlies ability to shine
eat icecream with a big spoon. ... Ok ok ok hang on a sec, I would if there was nothing else, or I would wait for the icecream to melt and drink it. Ok no I wouldn't cause I couldn't wait that long.
dive into the pool in a bikini when there are other people about
dive into a pool in a bikini.

I will never consider possessions to be more important than people
find a better soul mate.
give up on my closest ones
fully trust anyone ever again.
wear my favorite cap again.... one of my dogs just chewed it up
quite master my swing........thats golf choccy ;0P
Take up golf. Never could afford it.
agree to make 60 marzipan "chopped off ears on sticks" for the Halloween party at school!
stop trying
get enough of those tits!
really believe someone when they say they will always be my friend
doubt the sincerity of my truest, best friend. We have vowed to be friends for at least the next 30 years. I believe her.
I will never spin plates ever again, because I know something else is suffering. I prefer to give as near to my full attention as is possible.

*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.
ever intentionally hurt someone, and apologize profusely if I do.
...delete my posts in this forum.
do drugs
support the shitty scum that is manchester united
know what presents to buy people for chistmas