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I will survive...

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SING IT GIRLS!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When u said u had 10 inches, Lord i almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waitin for a man that long,
that i grew strong
and knew that I could take u on...
But there u are,
another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream!
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in your jeans!
Go on now-Go, walk out the door,
don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a prick to think I wouldn't find you out?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count?
I will survive!
I will survive!
As long as I have batteries, my sex life's going to thrive!
I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive,
hey hey!
You are awesome !
Oh man! I laughed good on that one smile.

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"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!