If you met the person above in a dark alley...

28 Mar 2014

Surreptitiously follow her and kk out of the alley to the bar using the GPS locator in my wallet...wait til they are both tipsy.....

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29 Mar 2014

make sure he alright and get him a cab

29 Mar 2014

Turn around and run like hell

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29 Mar 2014

Say G'day, suck in my gut and squeeeeze past

29 Mar 2014

make sure your alright and walk away

14 May 2014

Stroke his coat, tickle his ears and walk on down the alley looking for Allie

14 May 2014

Shine a light and escort her safely out :0)

14 May 2014

Give him a big (((( Hug))) hello

19 May 2014

Hand her a phone for safety

20 May 2014

make sure she alright and call her a cab or offer her a ride somewhere safe

20 May 2014

Cry

20 May 2014

Hand her an hanky to dry her eyes with and ask where she's going.

20 May 2014

Ask him if he's eaten dinner and go have a late meal and a nice chat.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

20 May 2014

ask her if she wants to grab drinks and chill out

20 May 2014

Ask her if she wants to come with me and design my man cave

oops, too late...pinch his cheeks and rustle his hair

20 May 2014

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Ask her if she wants to come with me and design my man cave

oops, too late...pinch his cheeks and rustle his hair

Tell him we can order a pizza, have some drinks, and look at man cave designs and have fun.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

20 May 2014

Escort the lady to where ever she wants to go for that dinner and drinks.

20 May 2014

Batman and I are there to save you. Gotham's just crazy nowadays.

20 May 2014

Keeping a VERY close eye on him; allow this gentleman to "escort ME to safety". LOL

20 May 2014

Take Jack for drink and chat

20 May 2014

I would share the smelly cheese I just stole from Carmel the shoe screwer.

20 May 2014

offer her my flash light.

20 May 2014

Tell her she and batman both have the wrong underwear on...

20 May 2014

Refuse the smelly cheese

20 May 2014

Be offended she refused the smelly cheese.

20 May 2014

Did somebody mention cheese? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I crave a smelly Stilton right now. Or a good rub down with a nice Roquefort.
How about some Venezuelan beaver cheese trinkletoes? You know you want it..... evil5

21 May 2014

Hope there's some of that cheese left!

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21 May 2014

Offer to buy her a new bra that was stolen from her on the way to work!

21 May 2014

Ask her if she wants an escort OR ...to find the darkest part and do some screwing!

21 May 2014

Pass him the smelly cheese that Trinket gave me