Escort her to a well lit area and then buy her a drink so we could talk.
Hey miss....are you lost.
Hey! You're in the wrong hood.
Try to scare each other off making ugly faces
Will spend time together looking for his ass
Giggle. I hid his ass. Shhhhh
You were nice enough to give me my Balls back....My ass too????
Make quick but passionate love to him.
Jump out and yell BOO!! While wearing a really scary mask
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Take out the f word from her jar, put it on my lapel, wink and see what happens
Join him for coffee and a chat in the nearest coffee bar.
find the nearest bistro and chat
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Explain the dangers of walking along railroad tracks
the ally would not be dark for long... I would imagine our smiles would light up the night