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If you met the person above in a dark alley...

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That would be fun smile
Extremely fun!
Wow! This is a big ally smile
Well here's the guy who owns it and he needs a lot of room!

Well....I'd ask lotsof questions Like can you really see in the dark? Do you sleep all day? Have you had dinner yet?
I'd keep her mouth busy so she wouldn't ask so many questions.
ask how i got here. i usually avoid dark alleys
Escort her home and advise her to avoid dark alleys in future. Unless she's with me.
help him home....must be lost
Smile for the camera.
Ask if he wants to grab a beer somewhere and talk about the Lushie ladies
I'll take a Sam Adams winter brew
I'd steer her into the bar around the corner and buy her a Sam Adams winter brew.
a quick peck on the cheek a smile locking arms and why thank you kind sir
Well, it looks like Verbal and I are going to get you drunk Vivien! Anybody else in this dark alley? I can't see.7H6ZweBOE04WdWC9
I'll buy him a round of whatever he's drinking too.
Those drinks just keep on coming. My shout I believe.

do your guys have any idea how crazy I get when tipsy ... hint dancing on table tops clothes flying off and its not even st patties day
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I'll buy him a round of whatever he's drinking too.

Sounds like a plan brother! Let's belly up and watch Vivien do some dancing and party like we're 25 again!
I would not mind buying a round for Vivien, just to see her dancing on the tables..oh and seeing the clothes flying off
Punky, we may just need to get permission to join Vivien
sounds like a crazy time not to be missed!
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

— Mark Twain
The next round's on me, I'd love to see the ladies dance
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
here you go punky

You girls seem to be enjoying yourselves. I'll just be sitting here sipping my bourbon.... smile
Steal his wallet....wait....is that a wallet?
Hope to walk out covered in glitter
Drag her off to the nearest bar and gett to know her a little better
Take her for a drink and see if she wants to come back to my place ;)
I would get him pissed, take him 2 mine, tie him 2 da bed & do wot comes naturally..oh, my imagination is working overtime..
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I would get him pissed, take him 2 mine, tie him 2 da bed & do wot comes naturally..oh, my imagination is working overtime..
I'd buy you a drink, but not so much that you get pissed, because I prefer, that what comes naturally, also comes with fully conscious consent
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i