An older woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, sauntered into an establishment in Dublin ... She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ... "Give the ballerina a drink, on me!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman proceeded to slam it down.
She turned in her seat again, to the patrons and pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give that pretty ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the drunk and said, 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
