"Why am I in this handbasket, and where is it going?"
Good joke, Marco-Spanish Name.
Well, Rocco -Italian name. I wrote this one myself, but here is another one I found in the web.
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Wrong Bus
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
Maybe so, but we have a town in Michigan called Hell.