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A friend and I went to a local Taco Bell for lunch. I pull into a spot and look into the car next to me to see a blow up doll buckled in the seat. Omg! My friend, Olivia, pulls into the spot on the other side of the car. She is totally oblivious. We get out and I tell her to look over... OMG she screams!!!
We are laughing so hard that we are crying. We go into the place, still laughing our asses off... we can hardly breathe.
I ask the young girl behind the counter if she knew about the doll in a car, out in thier lot. She says yes, its his and flips her head towards an employee. Of course, Olivia and I lost it again. I asked between breaths, if he was going to handle our food. Olivia had to walk away...laughing.
Others in the place were talking about it too.
We get our drinks and I hear someone say they are going to FB it...I say you too...laughing.
I tell Olivia that Im gonna get pics to post, she dies laughing...again...
Our number is called and guess who hands Olivia our tray? Mr. Blow up Doll, and like anyone else would, We bust a gut...
Just as we are fixing to leave...Mr. Blow up Doll takes a break and goes out to his car to smoke. We laugh as she is OMGing it to our cars.







Yeah I have been told I am evil...more than once
That's too Funny...
Algol
This gives new meaning to the old phrase " Any Port In A Storm " .........
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I just had to share this...

A friend and I went to a local Taco Bell for lunch. I pull into a spot and look into the car next to me to see a blow up doll buckled in the seat. Omg! My friend, Olivia, pulls into the spot on the other side of the car. She is totally oblivious. We get out and I tell her to look over... OMG she screams!!!
We are laughing so hard that we are crying. We go into the place, still laughing our asses off... we can hardly breathe.
I ask the young girl behind the counter if she knew about the doll in a car, out in thier lot. She says yes, its his and flips her head towards an employee. Of course, Olivia and I lost it again. I asked between breaths, if he was going to handle our food. Olivia had to walk away...laughing.
Others in the place were talking about it too.
We get our drinks and I hear someone say they are going to FB it...I say you too...laughing.
I tell Olivia that Im gonna get pics to post, she dies laughing...again...
Our number is called and guess who hands Olivia our tray? Mr. Blow up Doll, and like anyone else would, We bust a gut...
Just as we are fixing to leave...Mr. Blow up Doll takes a break and goes out to his car to smoke. We laugh as she is OMGing it to our cars.







Yeah I have been told I am evil...more than once




VERY EVIL!!!! but we all love ya just the same I about busted when I first saw that myself.
We have people that use them and mannequins in the front seat of their cars so that they can use the car pool lanes. That way they can go faster and get to work quicker.
That's what you get for going to freaking Taco Bell for lunch ... how about some real food for a change??? LMAO
Chef is right by the way, it's just so the guy can use the HOV lane. If he gets pulled over, though, because a cop notices it's just a doll, he's in deep shit.
That is true but, it happens all the time.
we saw someone driving around with one in our town - definitely took a double take and said, "what the heck"
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.