Two gypsies (red-necks) get married and on their wedding night she says,
"I've never had sex before, please be gentle."
At this revelation the groom dashes outside and telephones his father.
"She's a virgin Dad, what shall I do?"
Dad replies, "Come home this instant son. If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you!"
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Living for the sun & sins!
Funny, though.