When I was 9,
I played doctor with my next door neighbour Amy. After a few hours of playing I came home to my uncle, in a dreadful state. Being a cop, he was quick to identify there was something wrong, and he asked what was up:
"Uncle Dave, I think Amy has had an accident."
he got very worried and I could see that look he only ever got when his radio came on.
"Whats up tony?" he asked.
"Its Amy. She has this really bad scar between her legs...."
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