A woman goes to the doctors office because she's not feeling very well.
After a bounce of tests the doctor calls her into his office, he tells her that she only has 2 weeks to live.
Stunned, the woman asks "Two weeks, is there anything I can do?"
The doctor replies, "Well, you could find an isurance salesman and marry him."
The woman puzzled says "Marry an insurance salesman, will that make me live longer then two weeks?"
The doctor says, "No, but it will seem a lot longer!"
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